George and Bess

Dedicated to Nancy
believermag: In this month’s Sedaratives, filmmaker Lena Dunham answers your burning questions about glitter, Snickers, and lesbians. Here she delves into her complicated relationship with the name Lance: Dear Sedaratives, I find that I don’t use the letter q a whole lot. Is there something wrong with my vocabulary? Lance L. Dear Lance, I have a friend named Lance and recently saw a great masseuse named Lance, but I still can’t get over my weird, complicated feelings about the name Lance. There’s nothing wrong with your vocabulary, Lance, but your name… It’s so “slick,” as my grandma would say. I don’t believe you have tender feelings. You’re just a caddish high-school athlete who can feign emotion only if it means you’ll get sex, right? Be well! Lena For more of Lena’s advice, pick up a copy of our Film Issue!—Karolina Waclawiak

believermag:

In this month’s Sedaratives, filmmaker Lena Dunham answers your burning questions about glitter, Snickers, and lesbians.

Here she delves into her complicated relationship with the name Lance:


Dear Sedaratives,
I find that I don’t use the letter q a whole lot. Is there something wrong with my vocabulary?
Lance L.

Dear Lance,
I have a friend named Lance and recently saw a great masseuse named Lance, but I still can’t get over my weird, complicated feelings about the name Lance. There’s nothing wrong with your vocabulary, Lance, but your name… It’s so “slick,” as my grandma would say. I don’t believe you have tender feelings. You’re just a caddish high-school athlete who can feign emotion only if it means you’ll get sex, right?
Be well!
Lena

For more of Lena’s advice, pick up a copy of our Film Issue!

—Karolina Waclawiak

Did you know you can virtually try on TOMS eyewear on their website?

Did you know you can virtually try on TOMS eyewear on their website?

“Giant Tornados Spotted on the Sun”

The headline I saw while watching closed captioned CNN while waiting for my lunch. It was a teaser for the story, which was accompanied by an extremely terrifying satellite photo showing said giant tornado on the surface of the sun. I do not know the implications of the giant tornadoes on the sun because I got my lunch before they came back from commercial break.

The world is truly ending.

The world is truly ending.

People will take notice that ”This area is being refurbished for your future enjoyment” on this amusing tee. Inspired by the familiar sign found in the Disney Parks, this clever tee will create conversation while waiting in line for your next ride! For example, Guy 1 (Upon seeing Amusing Tee): “What is being refurbished - your chest?” Guy 2 (Wearing TAIBRFYFE Tee): “Just, like, the whole area…in general. Instead of the rides being refurbished, it’s my body. Just, you know, your standard refurbishment joke.” Guy 1: “Oh. Are you here by yourself?” Guy 2: “Yes.”

People will take notice that ”This area is being refurbished for your future enjoyment” on this amusing tee. Inspired by the familiar sign found in the Disney Parks, this clever tee will create conversation while waiting in line for your next ride!

For example,

Guy 1 (Upon seeing Amusing Tee): “What is being refurbished - your chest?”

Guy 2 (Wearing TAIBRFYFE Tee): “Just, like, the whole area…in general. Instead of the rides being refurbished, it’s my body. Just, you know, your standard refurbishment joke.”

Guy 1: “Oh. Are you here by yourself?”

Guy 2: “Yes.”

Aren’t we all…

Aren’t we all…

2 parts rainbows 1/2 of your favorite flowers Mix well, with affirmations Spew for 20 minutes Store in your love hatch indefinitely

2 parts rainbows

1/2 of your favorite flowers

Mix well, with affirmations

Spew for 20 minutes

Store in your love hatch indefinitely